Wednesday, December 28, 2011

A BUZZARD EGG OMELET #2


BLOWJOBS AND APPLE PIE.

For Christmas my wife gave me Christopher Hitchens’ last book: Arguably Christopher Hitchens.   As I read the Introduction I immediately latched on to his essay on the art and science of blowjobs.  The title of the article, first printed in Vanity Fair in July of 2006, was: As American as Apple Pie

Hitch follows the evolution of the blowjob from Pompeii to the New World (America); and he makes the argument that in this day and age, America really owns the blowjob.

Makes you proud to be an American.

The two most told lies by men are:
1.   The check is in the mail
2.   Honest, I won’t cum in your mouth.

THE Ol'Buzzard 

5 comments:

  1. Not touching this one. (In more ways than one.)

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  2. "I did not have sex with that woman",

    William Jefferson Clinton


    Ron

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  3. Far as I can tell, the only "art" I wanted or cared for while on the receiving end of a blow job was that teeth were not involved. Other than that the only thing remotely close to blowjobs as they relate to art would be finger painting.

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  4. the third one is..no really ..it's just a cold sore.

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  5. Everything is better with a little red-white-and-blue bunting.

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COMMENT: Ben Franklin said, "I imagine a man must have a good deal of vanity who believes, and a good deal of boldness who affirms, that all doctrines he holds are true, and all he rejects are false."