“Diddling - or
the abstract idea conveyed by the verb to diddle – is sufficiently well
understood. Yet the fact, the deed, the
thing diddling, is somewhat difficult to define. We may get, however, a totally distinct
conception of the matter in hand, by defining – not the thing, diddling, in
itself – but man, as an animal that diddles.”
-Diddling
Considered as One of the Exact Sciences
Edgar
Allen Poe
Diddle
Verb:
1 cheat or
swindle someone
2 pass time
aimlessly
3 have sex
with someone.
Bo Diddley
Bo Diddley where you been?
Around the
world and I’m going again.
Hey Diddle
Diddle the cat and the fiddle…
Diddle Diddle
Dumpling my son John
Diddle Definition:
1. To cheat or swindle
2. To Pass the time aimlessly
3. To have sex with
THE
CONJUGATION OF DIDDLE
She diddles
He is
diddling
She has
diddled
He has been
diddling
She diddled
He was
diddling
She had
diddled
He had been
diddling
She shall
diddle
He Shall be
diddling
She shall
have diddled
He shall
have been diddling
The word diddle is almost archaic. It dates back to the 16th century - to trick; the 17th century to totter; the 18th century to swindle; the 19th century to have sex with; and the 1950s to masturbate.
The word
diddle is too good a word to lose.
Diddle - it just sounds good. Don’t
diddle around. Let’s add the word diddle
at least once a day in our vocabulary. It can add your own meaning. Be creative.
DILDO NEWFOUNDLAND
I diddly
diddly do wish to diddle today if only I would quit diddling around.
the Ol'Buzzard
