Elon Musk Dick Pic

 

My rocket is bigger than your rocket.

Size doesn't matter.

Yes it does.

At least mine doesn't explode on takeoff.

the Ol'Buzzard

WHO IS ICE?

 

 

ICE recruitment offered a $50,000 sign-up bonus as the ICE surge began.

I wonder how many ICE agents were rioters during the January 6 insurrection?  How many convicted rioters that Trump pardoned are now ICE agents?   How many former militia members are now ICE agents?

It is easy to see the type of person who would line up to join ICE: the same type that showed up to attack the Nation’s Capital at Donald Trump's bidding on January 6: young men insecure in their manhood who want to dress up in combat gear and pretend to be badass.

 

They are all macho and aggressive in a group, but they wear masks because they are afraid to be identified as a individual.   

 

How many ICE agents does it take to arrest a six-year-old child?

the Ol'Buzzard

WOULD THERE BE A RESPONSE IF PUTIN LAUNCHED AN TACTICAL NUKE AT UKRAIN?

 

We are living in dangerous times with nuclear weapons in the hands of aging dictators who are losing a grip on their authority and may feel unleashed from restraints.

For the first time, Russia launched the Oreshnik intermediate-range nuclear-capable ballistic missile – but fitted with a conventional warhead - at Ukraine.

No one in the West actually knows the health status of Vladimir Putin.  Born in 1952, he is 74 years old.   Russian authorities have denied rumors of adverse health conditions.  

   

It is being reported that Putin is paranoid.  Russia is experiencing massive losses of personnel on the battlefield.  Ukraine is now able to strike inside Russia.  There is no sign that the war will end soon.

Putin can't lose face, and it seems he can't win the war with conventional weapons; but he could bring the war to a swift and decisive end with a nuke.  The question is: would another nuclear nation respond in kind?

Is nuclear assured destruction a viable threat?

 I have my doubts

the Ol’Buzzard

TOO MANY GOD DAMN CHOICES!

 

When you already have the best candy bar, why confuse it?

The candy counter should be: Snickers, Milky Way, Butterfinger, Payday, Hershey's Chocolate, and Reese's Peanut Cups.   One of each.

That's enough!

the Ol'Buzzard

HOW TO WIN THE MEGABUCKS LOTTERY

 

 

I recently bought a $2.00 Maine Megabucks ticket.   I picked the magic numbers that assure a win:

11111 and 1 for the Megaball. 

Surprising?   No.

I have the exact same odds of winning with straight 1’s as any other group of mixed numbers: 1 in 4,496,388.

 

I think I’ll spend my next $2.00 on a Snickers candy bar; at least I’m guaranteed a sugar rush from that.

the Ol’Buzzard

  

 

NUCLEAR ASSURED DESTRUCTION

 

I have often written about the human race’s march toward annihilation: overpopulation, climate change, a meteor storm, an asteroid strike, the danger of sentient GAI; but the real Damocles' sword is a human race hardwired for violence and war, with aging, psychotic, religious, geopolitical leaders, launching one or more of the 12,000 nuclear warheads that now exist.

 

Countries in NATO have had no reason to pursue nuclear armament, as they have felt protected under the United States nuclear umbrella and the NATO alliance.

 

Now, with the threats of withdrawal from NATO and the removal of troops from Germany and Poland, countries can no longer count on America’s commitments of shared protection. We are increasing the chances for a new nuclear arms race, and may see a renewed effort to acquire nuclear weapons by countries across the globe to ensure their own sovereignty.

 

Germany, Poland, Ukraine, Sweden, Finland, Australia, Saudi Arabia, Iran; each feeling vulnerable without a nuclear weapon.   

 

Look what happened to Ukraine.  They had nuclear weapons, but disarmed between 1994 and 2001.  Had they maintained their nuclear arsenal, Russia would not have attacked.

 

Every new nuclear-capable entity will exponentially increase the danger of a nuclear exchange.

 

We are not eternal. 

the OL’Buzzard

 

Making A Grave Announcement: MAGA

 

The Ol'Buzzard