Sunday, June 14, 2026

GANGSTAGRASS

 


Mixing black ghetto Gangsta Rap with white fundamentalist Christian Kentucky Bluegrass is as likely as pairing off Trump’s ultra conservative, and racist Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, with mega liberal, far left, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez.


But a young man named Rench has done just that. 




I posted about them a couple of years ago, and Yellowdog granny commented she just as soon shove pencils in her ears (she put fuck in there somewhere.)  

 

They also did the theme song for the FX TV series Justified. 

the Ol'Buzzard 

Saturday, June 13, 2026

ELON MUSK IS THE WORLD’S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE

 





 

Let's get a perspective of what the number one trillion looks like.






Let's say you have a machine that could spit out a one-dollar bill every second; it would take you 17 minutes to acquire 1 thousand dollars:


It would take 12 days to acquire 1 million dollars.

32 years to reach 1 billion dollars;

And 32,000 years before you received one trillion dollars.


And the weight of one trillion dollar bills would be one million metric tons.

 

From Earth to Mars is 34 million miles

The population of the US is 350 million

The age of the Earth is 4.5 billion years old

The population of the Earth is 8.3 billion

 

The 2026 military defense funding is approximately 1 trillion.


And Elon Musk's wealth surpasses $ 1 trillion.





The richest 1% of the US population holds over 30% of the total wealth. The financially lower 50% of the population hold less then 4%. 


from the bottom 4%

the Ol'Buzzard


Thursday, June 11, 2026

 



Add a few fucks, and yellowdog granny would have loved what AI can do. 



the Ol'Buzzard

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

HEADLIGHT LENSE RESTORATION

 

My RAV-4 is thirteen years old.  Three years ago, my headlight lenses were so yellowed that I could barely see my way home through a snowstorm.  That following summer, I accessed YouTube and searched for headlight restoration kits.   I settled on Griot’s Ceramic Headlight Restoration kit, because it did not require a power drill to buff out the lens – the sanding was done by hand. 






  

I took out my lawn chair, spent about ten minutes on each lens, and the results were remarkable.

 

Two winters later, my headlights have some cloudiness, but are still drastically better than the yellow, opaque lenses of earlier.

 

 I have no connection with Griot’s – just passing on my experience. 




You’re welcome

the Ol’Buzzard








Sunday, June 7, 2026

DEMOCRATS HAVE TO DECIDE: DO THEY WANT TO TAKE BACK THE SENATE OR REQUIRE A PURITY TEST FOR THEIR POLITICIANS?

 







Grahm Platner is a flawed candidate for the Maine Senate, running against Republican Susan Collins who voted 98% in favor of Trump's agenda. 





 

Platner has been accused by three women he dated of being demeaning, one claiming physical intimidation. Platner did four tours in Iraq.  He admits he was reacting from PTSD when he returned from war.  

 

Platner has some baggage, but he is popular with working people of Maine and is probably the only candidate who can take down Collins.   

 

Republicans would circle the wagons and have no problem with him as a candidate.

 

Democrats do this every time; they require a purity test, often tearing down their own candidates, while republicans, who elected Donald Trump, take over the Senate and Congress.




PTSD is real, affecting people who return from combat in different ways.


There is a feeding frenzy that may cost the Democrats the Senate.


the Ol'Buzzard 



Tuesday, June 2, 2026

WHY BLUE COLLAR WORKERS DON’T VOTE DEMOCRAT

 







QUIT CALLING THEM STUPID!

 

This morning on a news program, there was a discussion about the Democratic Autopsy of the 2024 election.  Someone made the distinction between “educated voters” and “voters without a college education.”   The connotation comes off as ‘smart people vs stupid people.’ 

 

I cringe every time I hear this comparison made by a democratic proponent.

 

I didn’t go to college until I was forty-two years old.   Had I heard a comment like that during my twenty-two years as an enlisted man in the military, I would have said; Fuck those conceited bastards – and on that basis alone would have voted Republican. 

 

Why would a blue-collar voter vote for a party that considers them as the dumber portion of the electorate?

 

the Ol’Buzzard

 


Saturday, May 30, 2026

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS: BULLSHIT

 


As you enter old age, you get grumpier.  It is because you have seen it all before, and you know when to call bullshit.

 

I hate it when I’m in a restaurant and some woman – it’s always some older woman and her husband – comes in and sits near me with a small dog wearing an ‘emotional support’ vest.

 

The dog is not for emotional support - it’s for attention.

 

If it is a disabled person with a lab or German Shepherd that is actually needed for assistance, that’s fine; I’ll give up my seat for them.  But emotional support – that’s bullshit. 

 



Jim Jefferies is a shock jock.  If you feel his humor is in poor taste – which it is - fine, don’t watch him.   However, people who are disgusted by Jefferies'  humor will watch and defend Ricky Gervais, though he is just as crass.   Gervais just comes off as more likable.   


the Ol'Buzzard









Friday, May 29, 2026

Elon Musk Dick Pic

 






My rocket is bigger than your rocket.
Size doesn't matter.
Yes it does.
At least mine doesn't explode on takeoff.

the Ol'Buzzard


WHO IS ICE?

 


 

ICE recruitment offered a $50,000 sign-up bonus as the ICE surge began.




I wonder how many ICE agents were rioters during the January 6 insurrection?  How many convicted rioters that Trump pardoned are now ICE agents?   How many former militia members are now ICE agents?




It is easy to see the type of person who would line up to join ICE: the same type that showed up to attack the Nation’s Capital at Donald Trump's bidding on January 6: young men insecure in their manhood who want to dress up in combat gear and pretend to be badass.

 

They are all macho and aggressive in a group, but they wear masks because they are afraid to be identified as a individual.   





 

How many ICE agents does it take to arrest a six-year-old child?





the Ol'Buzzard


Thursday, May 28, 2026

WOULD THERE BE A RESPONSE IF PUTIN LAUNCHED AN TACTICAL NUKE AT UKRAIN?

 


We are living in dangerous times with nuclear weapons in the hands of aging dictators who are losing a grip on their authority and may feel unleashed from restraints.


For the first time, Russia launched the Oreshnik intermediate-range nuclear-capable ballistic missile – but fitted with a conventional warhead - at Ukraine.


No one in the West actually knows the health status of Vladimir Putin.  Born in 1952, he is 74 years old.   Russian authorities have denied rumors of adverse health conditions.  

   






It is being reported that Putin is paranoid.  Russia is experiencing massive losses of personnel on the battlefield.  Ukraine is now able to strike inside Russia.  There is no sign that the war will end soon.


Putin can't lose face, and it seems he can't win the war with conventional weapons; but he could bring the war to a swift and decisive end with a nuke.  The question is: would another nuclear nation respond in kind?


Is nuclear assured destruction a viable threat?


 I have my doubts

the Ol’Buzzard


Tuesday, May 26, 2026

TOO MANY GOD DAMN CHOICES!

 


When you already have the best candy bar, why confuse it?




The candy counter should be: Snickers, Milky Way, Butterfinger, Payday, Hershey's Chocolate, and Reese's Peanut Cups.   One of each.

That's enough!

the Ol'Buzzard









Monday, May 25, 2026

HOW TO WIN THE MEGABUCKS LOTTERY

 




 

I recently bought a $2.00 Maine Megabucks ticket.   I picked the magic numbers that assure a win:

11111 and 1 for the Megaball. 

Surprising?   No.

I have the exact same odds of winning with straight 1’s as any other group of mixed numbers: 1 in 4,496,388.

 

I think I’ll spend my next $2.00 on a Snickers candy bar; at least I’m guaranteed a sugar rush from that.





the Ol’Buzzard

  

 


Saturday, May 23, 2026

NUCLEAR ASSURED DESTRUCTION

 









I have often written about the human race’s march toward annihilation: overpopulation, climate change, a meteor storm, an asteroid strike, the danger of sentient GAI; but the real Damocles' sword is a human race hardwired for violence and war, with aging, psychotic, religious, geopolitical leaders, launching one or more of the 12,000 nuclear warheads that now exist.






 

Countries in NATO have had no reason to pursue nuclear armament, as they have felt protected under the United States nuclear umbrella and the NATO alliance.

 

Now, with the threats of withdrawal from NATO and the removal of troops from Germany and Poland, countries can no longer count on America’s commitments of shared protection. We are increasing the chances for a new nuclear arms race, and may see a renewed effort to acquire nuclear weapons by countries across the globe to ensure their own sovereignty.

 

Germany, Poland, Ukraine, Sweden, Finland, Australia, Saudi Arabia, Iran; each feeling vulnerable without a nuclear weapon.   

 

Look what happened to Ukraine.  They had nuclear weapons, but disarmed between 1994 and 2001.  Had they maintained their nuclear arsenal, Russia would not have attacked.

 

Every new nuclear-capable entity will exponentially increase the danger of a nuclear exchange.

 



We are not eternal. 

the OL’Buzzard

 






Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Making A Grave Announcement: MAGA

 




The Ol'Buzzard

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE VIETNAM WAR

 






 

I feel sorry for my brothers in arms who wear a ball cap proclaiming their Vietnam service, as if that was the high point of their lives.

 

No one chose to be there.  No one was killed or wounded by choice. 58,000 died, and most of those were between the ages of 18 and 25.

 

And that 58,000 number was probably a low-ball number manipulated by the government; not an actual count; not accounting for people who later died from war wounds, injuries, toxic poisoning, and suicide…  I am sure the number would be well over 100,000.

  

Ask a Vietnam vet why he was there, and he can’t tell you.  It was politicians moving around pieces on a checker board, and vets were the expendable pieces. 

 

We weren’t there to support a democratic government in the south.  We were there to establish and support the Tan Son Nhut Air Base, giving us a nuclear threat presence on the southern border of China.   It was all about China.  It was geopolitical politics.

 

China did not want an American nuclear presence on its southern border any more than we wanted a Russian nuclear presence in Cuba, on our southern border.

 

We could have, at any time, moved into the north and taken Hanoi, but that would have brought China into the war. 

 

China did not want open war with the US any more than we wanted war with China, so we armed the south, they armed the north, and we fought to a stalemate that, for fifteen years, maintained a status quo, allowing us to maintain the geographic nuclear threat on the Chinese southern border.

 

Finally, the death toll of American forces became too much to hide, and anti-war activism threatened the politicians in office; so we retreated with our tails between our legs – we surrendered the war – we accepted our death toll as having accomplished nothing, cut our losses, and came home ignobly. 

 

A Vietnam vet wearing a hat proclaiming his service is equivalent to a rape victim wearing a hat with a picture of her rapist. 

 

WE were both violently fucked. 

 

the Ol’Buzzard



DIVERSITY EQUITY AND INCLUSION

 






DEI has always been promoted by the Democratic Party and always rejected by Republicans.

 

I was raised in Mississippi during segregation.  I witnessed first-hand the degradation and suffering of the Black community. 




 

The Supreme Court’s dismantling of the Voting Rights Act is turning back the clock on Civil Rights; a step back for racial equality.

 

That said, I feel that some DEI is past its time.




In college admissions, minority racial groups have been given preferential consideration.  I believe that preferential consideration based on race is past its sell-by date

 


Today, with the ever-widening divide between the wealthy and the poor, I believe that preferential entrance consideration for higher education should be determined by income; this would bring advantage across all races where a need exists. 


   



We can still debate the need for race-based DEI hiring, housing, and other issues.

the Ol’Buzzard
























Sunday, May 17, 2026

GENERATIONAL DIVIDE




 

Yesterday I sold a set of snowshoes to a retired State Trooper in northern Maine.   It dawned on me that I was seeing a generational divide that goes further than old people aren’t techno-savvy.

 

I was seeing a gap in basic values between the old and the young.   I had had those snowshoes advertised for two years, and no one showed interest.  This was because wooden snowshoes are large and heavy.  You can buy aluminum snowshoes that are small and lightweight.

 

But it goes beyond that: My snowshoes were made by a person. Someone shaped the wood, steamed it until pliable, formed it on a jig, then someone with skill laced them with leather thongs, varnished them, and put their stamp on them.

 

I bought the shoes in 1976 - fifty years ago.   I have revarnished them numerous times.   I stored them carefully when not in use.   The value of these shoes, to me, was more than just their use.   I cared about them and took care of them.

 

Who cares about a factory-bent oblong piece of aluminum with a plastic sheet filling?  







I have a Silva compass that is sixty years old, a pocket knife that is ageless…


What does a young person have today that they value so highly they will still have it fifty years from now?   Their cell phone?   



the Ol'Buzzard
















Sunday, May 10, 2026

WARNING WARNING WILL ROBINSON!!!

 THE FUTURE IS YEATERDAY


I got up this morning at 5:30 to feed the cat.

 




When the daylight peeks around, and the birds start singing, the cat walks onto my chest and tells me she’s hungry and that I must get up.

 

The weather this morning is 45 degrees and overcast with a wind warning, so I turned the thermostat to 74.

 

When my wife gets up ill make breakfast: grits cooked in the microwave and soft-cooked hard-boiled eggs in the Instant Pot pressure cooker.   Even though my wife is from New England, I have convinced her that grits are good

 

I have a hydrangea in the back of the car that I need to plant, but the temperature tonight is dropping below freezing, so I will hold off a couple of days.

 

The cat has eaten and gone back to bed with my wife, so here I am on the computer.

 

Today I will do my exercises, read, complete a crossword puzzle, play Scrabble with my wife at lunch time, and watch television; settling into the routine of an old man retired from an adventurous life.

 

But something strange is happening on the West Coast in Silicon Valley, and I don't know what it is.

 

There has been a time-rip, and an alien entity from the future is launching a conquest of the earth.

 

 





Something is happening, and you don't know what it is, do you, Mr Jones?


the Ol'Buzzard






SELFIE

 



What kinds of egotists constantly take pictures of themselves?    

In my last blog, AI ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE OR PERHAPS ALIEN INTELLIGENCE, I posted a picture of myself.   

After the fact, I realized that that picture was taken in 2017 - the last time I took a picture of myself.

So, just for honesty, here is what the Ol'Buzzard looks like in 2026 



the Ol'Buzzard

Saturday, May 9, 2026

AI: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE OR PERHAPS ALLIEN INTELLIGENCE?

 





 

We are living at the advent of artificial intelligence.  It started with a machine teaching itself chess, and is now the reigning champion. Soon followed language models that have mined the internet and now will answer your questions. 





 

We are moving toward generative artificial intelligence (GAI); AI is now writing its own code and communicating with other AI devices in a language that humans have not been able to understand.




 

These machines are learning exponentially, and if the platforms are large enough, AI could acquire all human knowledge. Then, by extrapolating using logic, deductive reasoning, and thought experiments, it could expand knowledge beyond the human capability of understanding.   


Would we be looking at digitally sentient beings?

 





In our egotistic human, narcissistic self-conceit, we have created gods in our own image, have sometimes designated certain humans as gods, and even have created our view of interstellar aliens in our image.





 

The movie character Paul has two arms, two legs, walks bipedally, has two eyes, feet, hands, and human traits. 


But what if aliens were a digital intelligence, at such an advanced level that they don’t require bodies?  Without bodies, these digital intelligences could travel at the speed of light, solving the problems of extreme distance/time paradoxes. They could control fleets of robotic drones and digital entities we can’t even imagine.




 

We shouldn't wonder why these intelligently advanced aliens wouldn’t make contact with us.  To them, we would appear as some biological slugs of no practical interest, an invasive species, or bio-virus desecrating this planet.  A species that needs to be eradicated.




 Aliens might be interested in Earth’s resources, but certainly not us.  

 





 Sometimes at night, I lie in bed conducting thought experiments - at the level of a slug - of no practical use. 

the Ol’Buzzard


Monday, May 4, 2026

EXERCISING TO KEEP FIT AS YOU AGE

 




In 2008, I bought the basic Total Gym for $250.00.  I have had that basic gym now for 18 years, and it is still working as advertised.

 

It has been an on-and-off exercise device for me, but more on than off.  I may fall away for a few weeks or a month and then return to regular use.   Having this machine sitting in my spare room prompts me to use it.

 

I am approaching my ninth decade, and I honestly feel that this machine has helped improve my stamina and has been a healthy exercise component; had I not used the machine on a semi-regular basis, my health would have deteriorated beyond my present condition. 

 

I have no connection with Total Gym.   I am sure that there are other devices available that are just as good or perhaps even better for a one-machine total workout.

 

I am just passing on my experience, hoping to benefit someone looking for an exercise routine that doesn’t include traveling to a gym

 

My exercise routine lasts about five minutes.  I do one set of ten: rowing, pulls, body twist for the abs, and curls – then I turn around and do sweeps, pushups, pullups, crunches, and situps (I don’t know the proper name for the exercises, but this may explain what I do.)

I end my workout with two or three minutes of meditation where I control my breathing.  

 

I was shocked today when I looked up the Total Gym website and found that their basic machine now cost $600. 

 

I can’t advise anyone to buy this machine on my say-so; so do your own research if you are looking for a one-machine workout. But, do consider a daily exercise as part of your lifestyle: it is not that hard to spend five minutes exercising as part of your daily routine.

the Ol’Buzzard


Sunday, May 3, 2026

WHATSIT GOT TO DO WITH ME?

 


I am finding it harder to post because..





the Ol'Buzzard



Sunday, April 19, 2026

 


In this day and age, I am not shocked or concerned that Robert Kennedy Jr would pull over to the side of the road, with his kids in the car, to cut out the penis of a road kill raccoon, to take it home to study.   



The thing that I find shocking is that he has kids.  Who the hell would want to have sex with a man with a brain worm who has an obsession with animal penis? 

 

At least the raccoon's penis was small enough to take in the car.  The whale's penis had to be tied to the top of his car.


This is who Trump picked to lead the Department of Health and Human Services. 


Why not?

the Ol'Buzzard

 


  

LOOKING FOR INTELLIGENT LIFE

 

 


I am in my late eighties.  I have lived for almost a century, and at this time of life, I tend to look back rather than forward.  The thing that stands out the most to me is the stupidity of a human race that considers itself intelligent.

 

About six million years ago, the great apes and humans had a common ancestor.    We are basically advanced apes.

 

We have evolved a brain capable of functional intelligence. A majority of humans are capable of training to perform a task and functioning in a loose society.   We have not invented flight, mass transit, and electronic technology; a tiny, small percentage of us have the advanced intelligence of thought experiments, and have dragged the rest of us, kicking and screaming, into the future we now live in.

 

Our future should look exciting; but we are the only animals, except for chimpanzees, our closest cousin in the animal kingdom, that regularly conduct wars and genocide against their own kind.  That propensity will be our own destruction. 

 

Our greatest fear should not be AI or asteroids.  The inevitability of a theology with a nuclear weapon will be more likely to bring about the sixth extinction. 


It wasn’t enough in Jonestown for true believers to drink the Kool-Aid; they had to bring along all the others with them.




 

Religion is a frightening force, impervious to, and immunized against, mere reasoning. 

Thoughts of an old man in the wee hours of the morning

the Ol’Buzzard


Sunday, April 12, 2026

ARTEMIS II

 



From out there on the moon, international politics looks so petty, you want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say

"Look at that, you son of a bitch."

Edgar D Mitchell

Apollo 14 astronaut




the Ol'Buzzard

Thursday, April 2, 2026

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

 




At a time when people seem to be getting dumber and dumber, Artificial Intelligence is needed more and more. 






Let me clarify that statement:

We tend to laud our achievements: that we have developed technology and modern medicine, and we have sent men into space; but 98% of us have done fuck all.  Two percent of our population (the bright 2%)  have envisioned and actually made these advancements, while the rest of us have been dragged along, often kicking and screaming. 


For the last two or three years, I have been hearing about AI (artificial intelligence), but only vaguely understanding what all the hype was about. 





I just finished reading The Age of AI, by Kissinger, Schmidt, and Huttenlocher, and still didn’t get my basic questions answered. 


I don’t actually give a fuck about the history, the math, or the philosophy of AI and humanity.   But to sate my curiosity, I would like some simple answers.


My questions are basic:

·       Does AI think

·       How is AI programmed

·       How does AI learn

·       Can AI teach itself

·       Can AI experience

·       Can AI become self-aware (alive)

·       Will AI lie to us

·       When we think of Singularity as in The Matrix, will AI intelligence expand exponentially – become god-like

·        Will AI ever be able to write its on codes – no need for human input

·       Can’t we just unplug AI if it becomes too controlling

·       What about power consumption

·       How will it be used in war: make a decision on its on to kill humans

·       What are the positive aspects that might outweigh the danger of a machine that is smarter than its creator






I have found some of these answers on YouTube in the following Star Talk clip that includes input from Jeffrey Hinton, the Nobel Prize recipient in Physics.


Unless you are interested in the concept, history, and mathematical concepts, I suggest you fast forward (select to begin) at the thirty-five-minute mark of the presentation. 

Note: the constant ad interjections are aggravating, but hang in there.




 




One of the statements that stood out to me was that AI's relationship with humans might become that of a teacher to a kindergarten class.

the Ol'Buzzard