FUCK ME SILLY WITH A HANDY BILLY - THE OL' BUZZARD HAS FINALLY LOST HIS MIND

 

“Diddling - or the abstract idea conveyed by the verb to diddle – is sufficiently well understood.   Yet the fact, the deed, the thing diddling, is somewhat difficult to define.   We may get, however, a totally distinct conception of the matter in hand, by defining – not the thing, diddling, in itself – but man, as an animal that diddles.”

-Diddling Considered as One of the Exact Sciences

Edgar Allen Poe

 

Diddle

Verb:

1 cheat or swindle someone

2 pass time aimlessly

3 have sex with someone.

 

Bo Diddley Bo Diddley where you been?

Around the world and I’m going again.

 

Hey Diddle Diddle the cat and the fiddle…

 

Diddle Diddle Dumpling my son John

Diddle Definition:

1.    To cheat or swindle

2.    To Pass the time aimlessly

3.    To have sex with

THE CONJUGATION OF DIDDLE

She diddles

He is diddling

She has diddled

He has been diddling

She diddled

He was diddling

She had diddled

He had been diddling

She shall diddle

He Shall be diddling

She shall have diddled

He shall have been diddling

 

 The word diddle is almost archaic.  It dates back to the 16^th century - to trick; the 17^th century to totter; the 18^th century to swindle; the 19^th century to have sex with; and the 1950s to masturbate. 

The word diddle is too good a word to lose.   Diddle - it just sounds good.  Don’t diddle around.  Let’s add the word diddle at least once a day in our vocabulary.   It can add your own meaning.   Be creative.

 

 

 DILDO NEWFOUNDLAND

 

I diddly diddly do wish to diddle today if only I would quit diddling around. 

the Ol'Buzzard