BLOWJOBS AND APPLE PIE.
For Christmas my wife gave me Christopher Hitchens’ last
book:
Arguably Christopher Hitchens. As I read the Introduction I immediately latched on to his essay on the
art and science of blowjobs. The title
of the article, first printed in Vanity Fair in July of 2006, was:
As American as Apple Pie.
Hitch follows the evolution of the blowjob from Pompeii to the New World (America);
and he makes the argument that in this day and age, America really owns the blowjob.
Makes you proud to be an American.
The two most told lies by men are:
1. The check is in the mail
2. Honest, I won’t cum
in your mouth.
THE Ol'Buzzard