BLOWJOBS AND APPLE PIE.
For Christmas my wife gave me Christopher Hitchens’ last
book: Arguably Christopher Hitchens. As I read the Introduction I immediately latched on to his essay on the
art and science of blowjobs. The title
of the article, first printed in Vanity Fair in July of 2006, was: As American as Apple Pie.
Hitch follows the evolution of the blowjob from Pompeii to the New World (America );
and he makes the argument that in this day and age, America
Makes you proud to be an American.
The two most told lies by men are:
1. The check is in the mail
2. Honest, I won’t cum
in your mouth.
THE Ol'Buzzard
Not touching this one. (In more ways than one.)
ReplyDelete"I did not have sex with that woman",
ReplyDeleteWilliam Jefferson Clinton
Ron
Far as I can tell, the only "art" I wanted or cared for while on the receiving end of a blow job was that teeth were not involved. Other than that the only thing remotely close to blowjobs as they relate to art would be finger painting.
ReplyDeletethe third one is..no really ..it's just a cold sore.
ReplyDeleteEverything is better with a little red-white-and-blue bunting.
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