Thursday, April 18, 2019

DOGS AND CATS






The dog excitedly looks out the window at his returning master and says:

Oh Boy, Oh Boy, she’s coming home!  I love her so much.








The cat says:


There she is.  It’s about fucking time.  My food bowl is empty and my litter box needs cleaning.  







the Ol'Buzzard




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2 comments:

  1. LeannaApril 19, 2019 at 10:14 AM

    Actually, the cat should have said, "ahh my slave has returned. Hurry woman. Don't dawdle. I need food and the littler needs changing. Later, you may rub my tummy if I feel you deserve it"

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  2. Debra She Who SeeksApril 19, 2019 at 12:03 PM

    Very true, LOL! Gotta love 'em both!

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