Monday, December 15, 2014


An old cowboy is sitting at a bar and a young woman sits next to him.   The woman asks, “Are you a real cowboy?”

The old man replies, “I have spent my whole life working on a ranch punching cattle, mending fences and breaking horses.  I guess that makes me a real cowboy.

The young woman tells him, “I'm a lesbian.   The first thing I think of in the morning is women, when I take a shower I am thinking about women, when I watch TV I am always fantasizing about the women.  Women are on my mind all the time.
Sometime later a young man takes a seat next to the old cowboy. 
“Are you a real cowboy?” the young man asks.

The old man answers, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian. 

Bad jokes - I love um

the Ol'Buzzard 


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  2. Hah, you just gave away my most successful pick up line of the 70's....Never failed!

  3. One of my favorite lesbians came up to me on the street a couple of years ago and gave me a big hug. She whispered in my ear, "Not all vaginas are created equally." I'm still scratching my head over that. Probably one of the reasons I am bald.

  4. Oh those are really, really bad jokes. ahahahahaaahahahaaahahahaaa!

  5. Hahahahahaha! It's true, we do think about women all the time.

  6. Now this is a great post! ha ha ha ha ha thanks for the laugh!


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