Thursday, August 1, 2019

DAVE ROBICHEAUX MYSTERIES






I have followed James Lee Burke’s novels about his Cajun Louisiana Sherriff, Dave Robicheaux, since its beginning.   Having been raised in Mississippi I have a fondness for Cajun food, music and culture.  

As an example of  Burke's writing in his latest Robicheaux novel, New Iberia Blues, there is a non-liberal, no bllshit list that would be good to set to memory, to get you through the roughest bumps in life.    It is called:

“Lessons of Dave
1.      Don’t silhouette on a hill
2.     Get rid of your jewelry, particularly civilian junk.   Ostentation can put you in a box.
3.      Don’t make enemies with anyone in records.
4.      Don’t threaten anyone who knows your location when you don’t know his.
5.      Never piss off people who prepare or serve your food.
6.       Be aware that clerks and secretaries run the world and own rubber stamps tat can turn your life into a broken pay toilet.
7.       Never sass a hack or drill sergeant, or dull-witted white southerner who has authority over you.
8.       Grin and walk through the cannon smoke.   It drives the bad guys up a wall.
9.       Get the right people on your side.   Who would you rather have covering your back in a back-alley brawl?   A liberal academic or a hobnailed redneck.
10.                       Never buy into the acronym FEAR (Fuck everything and run.)   Swallow your blood and don’t let others know you’re hurt.  If it doesn’t work spit in their face.
11.                          Even in the most desperate of situations, stay away from the herd.  Situating yourself between loud oinking sounds and the trough is a surefire way to get trampled to death. 
12.                       Burn this list before anyone catches you with it.”

Burke not only writes a damn good story, but his characters are realistic – flaws and all.   You can pull a lot of lessons for life from his characters:

It’s only Rock and Roll
Everyone dies
Go with the flow
And try to have a few laughs

     Dave’s friend, Cletus Purcell

If you can’t read, get the audio books
the Ol’Buzzard

3 comments:

  1. I love when you showcase books. I've only got one more book to read out of my 20 book summer reading list and then I'm going to look for my winter books. Three of them are already on order from Amazon and two won't be out until November. So, if by chance you have more books to share please do. I need reading material for the winter blues.

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  2. Think my favorite was "In the Electric Mist with the Confederate Dead." The others in the Robicheaux series are good, but that one was great. In this latest one does he admit Dave is getting old or does he still have his now geriatric hero kicking ass like he's 40 years younger? Most of the Vietnam vets I know are using canes and walkers and complaining about the trouble they have picking up something when they drop it on the floor so it would be nice to see Burke make a few concessions to age.

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    1. I agree. He's got to be damn near my age. Well last his sell by date.
      O'B

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