Trump now wants to purchase Greenland. He thinks if he buys a country, he can make himself King.
I've got a better idea. Let's trade the Danes Kentucky for Greenland.
Mitch McConnell will be a Danish citizen and will need a visa to visit America. There would no longer be any Kentucky Congress persons or Senators; and along with Moscow Mitch having to find new employment,
Rand Paul will have to go back to dentistry.
Seems like a good solution to me.
the Ol'Buzzard
Oh, if only you ran the world, Ol' Buzzard! It would be a much better place.
ReplyDeleteKentucky for Greenland. The Danes would be getting the worst part of the deal. It's not going to fly. The Danes are too smart. They know what they have.
ReplyDeleteThe Louisiana Purchase worked out as did Seward's folly. There is some merit to the idea but we have been turned down by Denmark when we tried before.
ReplyDeleteGreenland said...we're not for sale. Also, yesterday The Danes counter offered to buy the USA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think we should take em up.
ReplyDeleteIf he really cared about a purchase for an American military outpost to defend against Russia, he would have made discreet overtures to Denmark. Instead he TWEETS!, leaving the world wondering if this is serious of just another deflection. What a "leader"!?
ReplyDeleteI am retired Navy and for the first part of my career I flew in patrol bombers out of Newfoundland and Iceland. We have had an airbase in Thule Greenland since the 1950's We don't need to purchase the place for military security - we are already there.
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