Thursday, April 2, 2015



MY EMPTY BOX

This morning I was watching TV with my wife and the commercials came on so I went to my empty box.    I was interrupted when my wife broke in and said, ‘I see you are staring at the girl on the Viagra commercial.’   (As a matter of fact, I don’t need Viagra: my wife is plenty sexy and is my Viagra.) 

 I said, ‘huh?  No I’m not.’

I was facing the TV, but I was in my empty box!    She doesn't understand my nothing box.



  the Ol'Buzzard
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3 comments:

  1. LeannaApril 2, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    Yep, we women have no idea what the nothing box does for you guys.
    But, if you really want to know what a woman's brain is like, picture a browser with 2,892 tabs open all of the time.

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  2. yellowdoggrannyApril 3, 2015 at 11:29 AM

    I do that during conversation's with evangelical republicans..just...fade away.

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  3. The Blog FodderApril 4, 2015 at 9:04 AM

    THAT is exactly the clip I was looking for when I read your newer blog first. The Mars-Venus author says men retreat to their cave but the empty box is a good descriptor.

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