Saturday, April 25, 2015

BUZZARD EGG OMELET # 29



BUZZARD BARF



Why is it that in all the vampire stories the vampire hunters always arrive at the crypt just as the sun is going down; and no one ever says, ‘It’s getting dark. I've got an idea: let’s come back tomorrow morning?’

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3 comments:

  1. I know! Right?!?
    Oh, and the dumb sounding little blonde in the commercial is the only smart one to recognize that there is a running car. I also love the eye roll on the killers face. AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

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  2. Probably because some wiseass director realized nobody would pay for a ticket if he did it the other way.

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