A BUZZARD EGG OMELET #8

AN ATTEMPT AT POETRY - OF SORTS

There ain’t no bacon in heaven

Cause God won’t let’ye eat pigs

You can’ eat ham or sausage

So what-d-u have with your eggs?

But wait:

You can’t eat eggs in heaven

Cause that’s a chicken’s abortion you-see

No over-easy eggs or omelets

So that ain’t heaven to me.

I don’t want milk and honey

I don’t want tofu and sprouts

If that’s all you eat in heaven

You’re welcome to leave me out

Just give-me pickled eggs and slim jims

And a bottle of bourbon that free

And a willing girl with big tits

And that’ll be heaven for me. 

 the Ol'Buzzard