Sunday, December 14, 2014

A MATTER OF FAITH








George comes home unexpectedly and finds his preacher and his wife naked in bed together.   Before he can confront them the preacher jumps out of bed and says, “George, I am here doing spiritual work; so who are you going to believe me or your eyes?

the Ol'Buzzard

Saturday, December 13, 2014

HUMBLE BUZZARD PIE



In a recent post about exercise I referenced to a post by NAN and misquoted her.   I apologize.  Nan has an excellent site and her history post are especially interesting and informative. 



the most humble Ol'Buzzard

  

Friday, December 12, 2014

ZEN OF THE COSMOS






It’s the worst case scenario
Three inches of wet snow
The snow blower can’t move it

Temperature in the thirties
Too warm for the wood stove
We’ll end up burning fuel oil

Have to go shopping today
Hope the roads are passable
Need food for the kitties

The world is chaotic
Militarized police departments
Violence across the globe

The Space probe New Horizon
Wakes up after eight years
Three billion miles to Pluto

The curvature of light
Time a variable dimension
The existence of black holes

An expanding universe
A bubble universe
An infinite number

Breakfast is ready
Oatmeal, bananas, nuts and toast
I would prefer bacon and eggs

 the Ol'Buzzard




Thursday, December 11, 2014

STAYING FIT - STAYING HEALTHY




   We belonged to the gym at the University for a number of years and only sporadically used the facility. 




Recently, however, we have bought a recumbent exercise bike and it is placed prominently between our living room and our kitchen where we have to walk by it numerous times a day.  We have a calendar with our appointments we print and hang on our refrigerator and we put a sticker on the calendar each day we use the bike for at least ten minutes.   Last month we used it fifteen days.


  

The bike only cost $200 on e-bay   It is well built, comfortable and easy to move around.   

 I am posting this link for anyone that might be interested.   

the Ol'Buzzard





FOOLS IN PUBLIC OFFICE




Students are required to pass a test to graduate
Teachers have to pass a test
Doctors have to pass a test
Lawyers have to pass a test
Pharmacist have to pass a test 
Truck drivers and bus drivers have to pass a test

But as I have always said: Any fool can run for public office - and often does.  

the Ol'Buzzard

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

NOREASTER BRINGS CRAP WEATHER TO MAINE; BUT FEAR NOT IT IS SOUP TIME






We have a three day storm system with winds coming in from the northeast.
 
I never mind when these storms bring in snow, even though we often end up with well over a foot within a few hours.   But, this system is starting as snow, changing to sleet, changing to rain, changing to sleet, changing to snow, changing… and it is supposed to continue into Friday, with day time temperatures at or above freezing (worst case scenario.)

This morning I got up, my wife had fed the new cats and had oatmeal cooking.

Baby Toula - age four months

Bella with the beautiful eyes - age four years


 I ate breakfast, then relaxed with a cup of tea before going out to fill the bird feeders and bring in two days of firewood before the storm arrives.    

Snow started about two pm.   We will likely lose electricity during this storm, as wet snow and sleet will stick to power lines, or at the very least bring down tree limbs on the lines.




 
We have LP gas lamps installed in the living room and kitchen, a kerosene lamp that we can move from room to room, also a battery lantern and flashlights. 


This is an earlier picture from Solstice 2010, but note the gas lamp in the upper left 


We can heat with wood and cook on the gas stove top (though the oven will not work without electricity.)  

As a bear once told me, “You’ll be alright.



Winter time is the time for homemade soups.

I do the majority of cooking at the house – because I like it.  For some reason my wife doesn't complain.  The thing I do not like is making salads: it always seems so boring and repetitious.

So, today was a soup day for lunch.  One of my favorite recipe books is Twelve Months of Monastery Soups



 (I also have the Twelve Months of Monastery Salads book but don’t use it often.) 


 

Today was just a simple cream of tomato soup:
I diced one medium onion; put a chunk of butter and enough olive oil in the bottom of the soup pan to sautéed  the onions until tender, then added a tablespoon of dried parsley, a teaspoon of thyme and a couple of teaspoons of dried basil – cooked for a couple of more minutes before adding a 28 ounce can of diced tomatoes (unseasoned.)   Let it simmer about ten minutes, added two teaspoons of sugar and puréed  it with the hand blender.   Once the mixture was uniform I added about twelve ounces of half and half cream (look at it and taste it until it seems right.)  

I keep a small container with a couple of ounces of olive oil and a crushed garlic clove soaking (I use it for cooking or as a dip for my bread instead of butter,) I slices a baguette and coated the inside with the garlic oil and browned it in a skillet.  

A nice tomato soup and garlic bread – it doesn't  get much better.  

Tonight for supper: a salad, grilled salmon fillets cooked on the George Forman  (if we still have electricity,) rice and canned green peas.
  
Tomorrow I will probably be snow blowing the driveway and digging out the front and back doors.  

Just a note; if you are considering buying a snow blower look for one with a round snow chute (the tube where the snow comes out.)  I have a Sears snow blower and it works fine except with wet snow.   The snow chute is rectangular and prone to clogging up.   My friend has one with a round chute and doesn't have this problem.
Need to feed the wood stove…
the Ol’Buzzard



  

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

YOU TOO CAN BE A SPY IN THE SKY




So much for complaining about the government spying.  

Do you have a hot neighbor on the fiftieth floor  that leaves her curtains open at night; or do you want to track your significant other when they say they are going to see mom; do you want to watch a parade without actually attending; or perhaps you would like to make your living as a black mailer?   

If you have a thousand bucks to spend you too can be a spy in the sky.


The New DJI Phantom drone could be the answer to all your spy fantasies.   

It is fast, it flies high or low and with its new GPS system if it loses your your signal it will automatically turn around and head back to point of flight origin.  You can fly this sucker by GPS coordinates or visually.    

Next time you have sex you probably should pull down your shades.

I'm just saying.
the Ol'Buzzard