Friday, May 8, 2020

CONVERSION OF AN ATHEIST




I figured 'what the hell;  So I prayed to the Christian God that if Donald Trump and Mike Pence both drop dead of Corona Virus and Nancy Pelosi becomes President before November 5th. of this year, I will become a  Jehovah's Witness.

But, I am not counting on it
the Ol'Buzzard




5 comments:

  1. Praying for people to die? Wow... not top of the line in my book. Too bad.

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  2. BWAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!
    I have to say why not, what have you got to lose.
    But asking God to kill the pres and vice-pres is a long shot. I would take it because anything is better than what those two pig-dogs have done to the U.S.

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  3. Hey, if that comes true, Ol'Buzzard, you are welcome to come ring my doorbell and proselytize me.

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  4. You must have read my mind! He has facilitated the untimely deaths of illegal immigrants by locking them in cages under horrendous conditions. Also increased the death toll of US citizens because of his mishandling the Coronavirus response. Yeah, I feel angry.

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  5. LOL - KNOCK-KNOCK or Crash, bang were coming in - Queue up a potential visit from the US Secret Service and a public denial by the Jehovah Witness of your existence or knowledge of said recruiting contract?
    The narcissistic coward must be protected from all potential threats.

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