I have asked
the question before, why is it that vampire hunters always arrive at the crypt
just as the sun is going down and no one says, ‘I’ve got an idea. Why don’t we go home and have garlic soup and
try this again tomorrow morning?’
Another
question is brandishing the cross: what if the vampire is Jewish?
A montage of
vampires just for you.
My favorite
vampire book is Salem’s Lot, but the movie sucked.
the Ol’Buzzard
I like the angsty, hipster vampires in "Only Lovers Left Alive."
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be great if they sucked fat and not blood. Fat people would be lining up at cemeteries everywhere. Me included. BWAAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAAA!
ReplyDeleteWas never into vampires..
ReplyDeletethe book Salem's Lot scared the crap out of me..the movie made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteJust read Dracula last year. My first and likely only experience with Vampires, not counting Van Halen and Mel Brooks
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