1. In the year
1800 the world population was about one billion – one hundred years later
(around 1927) the earth population reached two billion. Today the earth population is above seven
billion, and by twenty-fifty the population in projected to be nearing ten
billion.
With these population numbers
it is obvious that land area in finite and land usage critical. Isn’t it about time to get rid of cemeteries
and golf courses?
2. Any sentence
starting with the words ‘I think’
totally discredits what you are about to say.
3. Prostitution,
like marijuana, should be legal.
Legalizing it would undermine the violent underground trade of drug
dealers and pimps. Legalization would
regulate the industries, create taxable income for the states, and allow you to
identify fundamentalist Christians on sight - running around with their hair on
fire. Besides that, having sex is
legal and selling is legal, so logically selling sex should be legal?
4. When do you
think was the last time Queen Elizabeth gave Prince Philip a blow job?
5. The
international space station was launched in 1998 and has housed mainly men for
almost twenty years. Men have remained on station from three months to a year. Now,
men can’t go without sex without masturbating for a year (more likely a week.) So what happens to the ejaculate? If you shined a black light on the walls
would they light up. This could work as
a bio-energy saving system.
6. Clock time
is not actual sun time. When a stick is
stuck in the ground the shortest shadow represents 12 noon. This is why time zones were established – as
little as fifteen miles east west distance can create a one-minute difference
in actual time. Before time zones it would
be two o’clock in one town and one hundred miles west the time would be
one-fifty-four – this wreaked havoc with train schedules.
7. It is three
thousand miles from the east coast to the west coast and a three-hour time
difference. If you departed the east
coast at 2 pm and flew west at one thousand miles an hour, you should be able to
pull the stem on your watch and it would be 2 pm wherever your flight happened
to be at the moment – you should be able to arrive at the same time you
departed.
I am just sharing
the Ol'Buzzard
The first dirty joke my Mom ever told me was:
ReplyDeleteQ: What did the Queen say to Prince Philip on their wedding night?
A: Mount, Batten!
you made my head explode and debra made me laugh..
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Ol'B...would number 2 apply to, "I think, therefore I am"?
ReplyDeleteYour brain works like a ping pong ball in a tornado. I love it. One time, I left Beijing at 2:30 and arrived home in Regina at 2:10 the same day. Love time zones.
ReplyDeleteAs to Philip and Elizabeth, on their wedding night she said to him "Sire, I offer you my honour". He relied, "Madam, I honour your offer". And he has been on her and off her ever since.
They say there is a woman in New York has a baby every 30 seconds. If they could find her and stop her the population growth would slow considerably