Monday, May 5, 2014

I GET NO RESPECT


I told my wife that I wanted to buy an air compressor so I could spray paint the house.   She asked me why not just rent one.   I told her that she couldn't understand because men are from Mars and women are from Venus.   She said men are more likely from Uranus. 

I get no respect.





Women just don't seem to know their place.




Why Uranus?
Why would she say that?
the Ol'Buzzard
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  1. yellowdoggrannyMay 5, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    because the people from Saturn are pretty smart like women.

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  2. The Blog FodderMay 6, 2014 at 2:17 AM

    Kind of like always use a condom for anal sex because that is where lawyers come from

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  3. microdotMay 6, 2014 at 3:23 AM

    Thanks for the Rodney!Still the greatest aluminum siding salesman ever. He lives on eternally on the internet at www.rodney.com! I saw him a fdew times at his club up on 1st Avenue and 61st St in NYC. The last time, I was with two very pretty women from Ohio...we had a front row table...Rodney immediately made me the target of his extremely raunchy routine...I laughed until I was almost in tears! After the show, as we were leaving, he was talking to the customers and came up to me and shook my hand and said, "No hard feelings?" I told him it had been the high point of my miserable life!

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  4. jadedjMay 6, 2014 at 7:25 AM

    That is exactly what my wife would say...with the emphasis on Uranus.

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  34. BBCMay 6, 2014 at 10:16 PM

    It takes a fair size air compressor to paint a house and at your age it may be wiser to rent one, or borrow one from a buddy. Or buy an airless sprayer, they don't cost anymore than an air compressor these days and work well on house paints.

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  35. Jon PenrynMay 7, 2014 at 11:15 AM

    i have no idea what happened there, i can only apologize...i also appear to be too stupid to fix it..sorry

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    1. Jon PenrynMay 7, 2014 at 11:28 AM

      tried to fix it...best i can do...oops

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    2. Ol'BuzzardMay 15, 2014 at 7:24 PM

      Don't worry about it: for a minute I thought I had a large readership.
      O'B

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  36. microdotMay 8, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    Here. you might need this, it's a real ad.....
    http://youtu.be/X4K7Qfr84TI

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