I told my wife that I wanted to buy an air compressor so I could spray paint the house. She asked me why not just rent one. I told her that she couldn't understand because men are from Mars and women are from Venus. She said men are more likely from Uranus.
I get no respect.
Women just don't seem to know their place.
Why Uranus?
Why would she say that?
the Ol'Buzzard
