A man joins a monastery that
is known to be very strict: the monks at this monastery are only allowed to
speak two words every ten years.
After ten years the man comes
before the master and is asked, “What have you to say?”
The man answers, “Bed Hard.”
Ten years later he again
comes before the master and is asked, “What have you got to say?”
“Food stinks,” the man
replies.
Again, ten years later the
comes before the master and is asked, “What have you got to say?’
“I quit!”
“Well I am not surprised,”
replies the master, “all you ever do is complain.”
It is all right to quit.
the Ol'Buzzard
The Master overspoke himself. F---O-- was all he was entitled to by the rules
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