Once a
Democrat is selected to run against Trump, it is a sure bet that Trump will float
out a derogatory name as a tag for his opponent.
It is
important for the Democratic Nominee to have a fast come-back that will nail
Trump at his own game.
That being
said, I offer this as a possibility:
President Trump, you surely look slim up here
at the podium. Are you wearing a spanks,
or a full figure girdle? You know, I’ve
seen you out on the golf course where you look like a fat walrus with teeny
tiny hands. I think I will call you tt for teeny-tiny, or else tw for teeny-weeny………hands.
Democrats
are always quick to say, if you wrestle a hog in the slop, you’ll get filthy
and the hog will enjoy it. Also, when
they go low, we go high: but that’s not going to work with Trump. Sometimes you have to wade into the slop to
kick the hog in the ass.
the Ol’Buzzard