UNDER OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES I COULD BE A LESBIAN

This post is for She Who Seeks. 

An old cowboy is sitting at the bar drinking whiskey.  A young lady comes in and sits next to him.    She orders a drink, then turns around and ask the old man, “Are you a real cowboy?”

The man replies, “Lady, I have worked on ranches all my life.  I have herded horses, branded cattle and mended fences, so I guess I am.”

The woman leans over and says, “I’m a lesbian.   The first thing in the morning when I wake up, I think about women.  All during my daily activities I am thinking about women.   When I fall asleep at night I am thinking about women.”

The lady moves off to a table, and a few minutes later a young couple come in and sit by the old man.  The wife looks him over, then ask, “Are you a real cowboy?”

The old man replies, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’ a Lesbian.”

I just found out I'm a lesbian!
the Ol'Buzzard

LGBTransgender

LGBT

but we need one more category

LGBTDQ

Drag Queens

I'm just saying

the Ol'Buzzard

GAY MARRIAGE - THE SOLUTION

THE RIGHT OF GAYS TO MARRY AND THEIR INTRENCHED OPPONENTS

The U.S. Court of Appeals in San Francisco, in a 2-1 decision, overturned Proposition-8: a California Constitutional Amendment declaring ‘marriage’ as a union only between one man and one woman; which effectively nullified California’s law allowing gay and lesbian couples to ‘marry’. 

This ‘marriage’ impasse has at its core the goal of Christian churches attempting to impose their moral doctrines on the population at large.   

The Mormon Church heavily funded, in a covert religious movement, California’s Proposition-8.   The Catholic Church has also been a prime mover in de facto-bigotry against the gay and lesbian community.   In Maine, the Catholic Church of Portland was a primary opponent (along with fundamentalist fanatics) in defeating the Equal ‘Marriage’ Amendment proposed by the Maine Legislature. 

I would like to propose my own amendment:

The Ol’Buzzard’s Get Rid of ‘Marriage’ Amendment.

1. The Federal Government should only recognize Domestic Partnership Licenses.

2.  Only Domestic Partnership Licenses can be issued by states, and these licenses have all the rights and legal protection now provided by a ‘Marriage’ License.

3.  After receiving a Domestic Partnership License couples are free to affirm a religious covenant in the faith of their choice where they may receive a Marriage Certificate of affirmation.   However, these religious certificates will have no legal or binding authority outside of the religious institution of their issue.

the Ol’Buzzdar