OUR SYMPATHY TO YELLOWDOG GRANNY

My wife and I were really hoping that the Cowboys would play the Patriots in the Super Bowl.  

We were pulling for the Cowboys last night when the score was tied and Green Bay kicked a winning field goal with sixteen seconds left in the game.  My witchy wife even tried to hex the ball, but it did no good.  I believe I heard you scream’ Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!’  all the way up here in Maine.  

Anyway, we were thinking of you.

the Ol’Buzzard

SOMETHING ABOUT FOOTBALL THAT REALLY BUGS ME.

I loved playing football as a kid; and as an adult I wait with anticipation for the New England Patriots NFL football games on TV.  

The violence doesn’t bother me; but, it is fucking aggravating to see a player make a tackle, catch a ball or run for a touchdown then point up in the air like he is dedicating his exploit to God’s graciousness. 

This moron doesn’t realize that during the three-hour duration of the game approximately 1,200 children died of diseases, 2,625 children died of starvation, 180 people were raped, and 600 murders were being committed. 

I think the idiot is holding up the wrong finger.  If his God can get credit for a player’s athletic ability, He should also be held responsible for the cruelty he permits in the world during the duration of the game. 

the Ol’Buzzard

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

Read my lips
the Ol'Buzzard