If you are a fat old man packing a gun, you don't look any younger and you don't look macho; you look like a fat old fool with a gun.
And when the zombies come that gun isn't going to make any difference - they are going to eat you first, because you are fat and old and can't outrun them.
the Ol'Buzzard
Being nekkid doesn't improve their case either.
ReplyDeleteCannot unsee that photo. Must find the brain bleach ASAP.
ReplyDeleteI am of the opinion that almost everybody looks better with clothes on. -Jenn
ReplyDeleteNow I know. I don't have to outrun the zombies. I just have to outrun the fattest man carrying the heaviest gun. Gives me hope for survival.
ReplyDeleteAgreed! All we have to do is outrun the fools.
DeleteHa ha ha.
ReplyDeleteThanks for a good laugh before sinking into the feathers.
The peace of the night.