Friday, December 20, 2013

MY GOD! THERE IS A PTERODACTYL AT MY BIRD FEEDER

DANGER! DANGER, WILL ROBERTSON!



I looked out my window and to my horror there was a Pterodactyl eating the suit at my bird feeder!   Granted, it is a baby one - about a foot and a half tall with a wingspan over two feet,  but that begs the question: where is the mamma?




I am afraid to go out to the wood shed for fuel to feed my fire.   I may freeze to death this winter!


I can hear its prehistoric cry during the day and a hammering that sounds like the fire from a small caliber automatic weapon: it is taunting me - daring me to come outside.

If I suddenly disappear from posting...... you will know what has happened.

the Ol'Buzzard

3 comments:

  1. That is one beautiful bird! Thee are a lot of hawks and falcons here and I have big white owls living in my barn. I splurge on feeding the birds...I ;have a pond and every morning, there is a huge blue heron looking for hibernating frogs.Since I moved to this house in 2002, the bird population has exploded! Less pesticides are being used, so I see a huge variety of birds out at the feeder every day.

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