Monday, January 28, 2013

DEATH WISH







In Yellow Dog Granny’s   feckit….Monday   post she included a clip that read ‘When I die I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume. 

 I like that picture…Perhaps crash through the window of  Fox News during Bill O's program.  

When I was younger I always said that when I died I wanted to be propped up on my bike with a glass of whiskey in my hand and a joint stuck between my lips at a biker bash, and at the height of the wild drunken orgy be torched off.

But I have gotten older and more environmentally conscious.   Now I just want to be cremated……put in a douche bag and have my wife run me through one more time.  Only trouble is, she hasn't agreed to it.  

You’d think a man’s last wish would be honored.

the Ol’Buzzard
  











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