THEY NEED A DOG IN THE FIGHT.
When two country leaders feel
there is no alternative but to wage war there should be a new procedure required
and overseen by the United Nations.
1. The top three ranking public officials of
each country (President, Leader of the House and Leader of the Senate or their
equivalent) should be brought to a United Nations facility in a neutral
country.
2. The six leaders should be stripped naked,
each given two single edge razor blades, and placed inside a secure room with no
windows.
3. At a prescribed announcement the lights
should be turned off and the leaders should be told to WAR.
4. No one should be released from the room until
either an agreement is reached or there is only one side victorious.
5. All nations should agree to the outcome.
Think of all the lives of
young men and women that would not be wasted; and think of the money that could
be saved and better spent.
the Ol’Buzzard
works for me.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if it's the older Warhawks that "had better things to do" than serve when they were young.
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to offer a prize.
ReplyDeleteI'd want them to have something a bit more lethal, like two straight razors, but I do like your idea.
ReplyDeleteExcellent idea. Now who do we present it to?
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