Why doesn’t
Tarzan have a beard?
Why is a
nickel larger than a dime?
Why are
ghosts wearing clothes?
If Pluto is
a dog, what the fuck is goofy?
Astrophysicists
are constantly concerned with the possibility of a giant asteroid, similar to
the one that caused the dinosaur extinction hitting the Earth. But what happens to Earth if a large
asteroid misses us but strikes the Moon?
Would it knock the moon out of its present orbit? What happens to Earth if the Moon changes its
orbit even slightly?
Everything
is in equilibrium. We can place
satellites in space where the gravities of space objects cancel each other. If the moon’s orbit changes will satellites
fall out of the sky?
Why do
vampire hunters always enter the vampire’s crypt minutes before
sundown?
Why do working people vote for Republicans?
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