THE OL'BUZZARD'S CONSPIRACY THEORY
Two months
before the Presidential election Melania Trump releases a social media post
about her nude photo shoot. Why now,
and why bring up her nudity at a critical time before an election?
In eight
years, we have never seen Melania show affection toward Donald. We know
they sleep in separate bedrooms.
I am sure
that Trump had Melania sign a prenuptial agreement before marriage. This means that if she were to divorce Trump,
she would have no claim to his wealth.
Trump has a
miserable disposition. He is
narcissistic, paranoid, selfish, and prone to temper fits. And what woman would want to go down on that
fat bastard?
The stars are aligned. This would be the perfect time for Melania to take Donald to the cleaners.
I am sure Donald would agree to a large settlement, in the millions, if she agreed to withhold the announcement of divorce proceedings until after the election.
Melania is used to living a life of luxury. The millions she might take from Donald would not maintain the rarified lifestyle she is used to for very long.
But, by
indicating her willingness to pose nude she could have tabloids bidding in the
hundreds of millions for an exclusive photo shoot of the first lady of the ex-President or future President Donald Trump.
the Ol'Buzzard
