Eugenics (NOUN): science dealing with improvement of
hereditary qualities.
Just as the
Republican party is responsible for the advent of Donald Trump on the
Republican political stage; the Democratic party is responsible for the dumbing down of the Tea Party base of the of the Republican electorate.
It is well
known that Republican men have this creepy fascination with what happens inside
the vagina of young women – and especially with impregnation and zygote
development; but they don’t give a Flanders damn about what happens outside the
vagina - the birth of a child and its
subsequent health and welfare.
It is the
Democratic Party that champions the health and welfare of children and adults. Democrats have enacted laws that make food safe
and available for those that can’t feed themselves, to improve medical
facilities and medical procedures, to support drug development to fight disease,
to have special education a requirement for schools, to protect coal miners and
people working in hazardous industries, and to require safety belts and helmets
and air bags for people on the move.
The problem
is that with all their well-meaning, Democrats have thwarted the natural selection
of eugenics.
The human race survived up to this point
because nature thinned out the stupid, reckless, sick and fucktards of the
human race leaving those most adaptable to adjusting to change to carry on the
gene pool.
When Ugg
dropped his loin cloth and mooned a Tyrannosaurus Rex, nature made sure that
his bloodline would end;
but when Winston III drops his pants in the middle of
the freeway to moon an oncoming Lexus full of his friends, the automatic collision
avoidance and the anit-lock brakes engage to insure that young Winston will
live to produce progeny with the same lack of common sense and survival
response.
To correct
this, we need to let the Republicans dismantle all safety and support
regulations.
911 should
have a policy that when someone calls that the bungee cord broke and young Jake
is at the bottom of the canyon under the bridge the operator should switch to a
recording that says, ‘your call is important to us but we must respond to calls
of non-self-inflicted emergencies first, so enjoy this elevator music while I
place you on hold.’
When Marcus
reports to the emergency room with six gerbils stuck in his ass the hospital
should charge him $500 and send him home with a coat hanger.
When Billy
Bob accidentally shoots his kid the 911 operator should transfer his call to the
NRA.
When Chuck
drives his motorcycle off the road and hits a tree at 70 miles per hour. His parents should have to pay to have his
decapitated body taken to the morgue.
And let’s
not forget the octomom who should be denied all welfare until she has eaten at
least six of her children.
This may
sound drastic, but the world is overpopulated with stupid people, and the
majority of them in this country make up the Republican base.
If the American political system is ever
going to regroup again and prevent America from devolving into a third world cluster
fuck, then natural selection should be allowed to work as intended, eventually
erasing the idiot base that vote in the Republican Party and allowing government to
function efficiently.
It is simply
Science.
the Ol’BUzzard
