SPRING FORWARD

 

the Ol'Buzzard

END OF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

The same goes for the end of Daylight Savings:  We take an hour from the bottom and add it to the top to have a longer day....

Stick a stick in the ground.  When the shadow is the shortest it is noon.  

the Ol'Buzzard

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

the Ol'Buzzard

THE TIME EATING MONSTER

Thirty days has September, April, June and November…

Another fucking month slips by.   When I was younger time seemed to drag, but the older I get the faster time seems to move.    So here I am speeding toward the end of time.

Yes, I am sorry, but as my time speeds up to the instance that my reality shrinks into a black hole so goes the universe.  When I am no longer here there is no existence.  You’re all gone.  Everything is gone.  If I can’t perceive it, it doesn’t exist.

Time was invented by man and refined by the railroads.   Before the railroads, clocks were set by solar time: a stick in the ground would determine the shortest shadow as noon.     This meant that clocks in a town fifty miles to your east might be ten minutes later than your clock and clocks in a town fifty miles to your west might read ten minutes earlier.   This made scheduling train arrivals and departures impossible, so the railroad led the charge to standardize time.  

The concept of time was designed to regulated human life.   It has placed us on a programed treadmill.  Time regulates our every action.   It makes us productive; but robs us of serenity.   

And now for me time is no longer a linear path of infinity; but an ever shrinking trail to the end of time. 

DID I RUN and

AM I TIRED?

the Ol’Buzzard

THE ILLUSION OF TIME

“The theory of relativity put an end to the idea of absolute time!   It appeared that each observer must have his own measure of time as recorded by a clock carried with him, and that identical clocks carried by different observers would not necessarily agree.”

A Brief History of Time

By Stephen Hawking 

TODAY’S DATE IS MARCH 10, 2012…. I THINK….. MAYBE I AM WRONG.

This year as we approach Daylight Savings Time, and have to set our clocks forward one hour, we are also living through the four year phenomenon of a leap year. 

The Earth takes 365days, 5 hours, 48 minutes and 46 seconds to make one revolution around the sun. 

At some point in human history man became aware of the cyclic nature of the seasons and very early on primitive cultures designed lunar calendars to predict seasonal changes that affected their life styles. 

Six thousand years ago the Egyptians devised a solar calendar of twelve months of thirty days plus an extra five days.   This was later adopted by the Greeks. The Romans took the Greek calendar and modified it to include a leap year.  Israel and Saudi Arabia still use a modified lunar calendar to this day.

There was no one born on earth and no one died between October 5^th and October 14^th in the year 1582.

The Julian calendar, a reform of the Roman calendar, was introduced by Julia Caesar in the year 46 BC.   The calendar design was 365 days divided into twelve months with a leap day added to February every four years.   Even with leap day added, this calendar was off by eleven minutes a year and so by 1582 the error had accumulated to ten days.  To correct this inconsistency Pope Gregory XIII decreed that the day following October 4^th would be called October 15^th (skipping ten days.)

Great Britton did not adopt the Gregorian calendar until 1752, at which time they dropped eleven days from September to correct for the time disparagement, and they moved News Years day from March 25^th to January 1^st.   

You think this is confusing?  The way it actually works is:

Every four years we add a day (February 29,) but every year devisable by 100 we skip the extra day – unless the date is also divisible by 400, in which case we add the day. 

Even with all the adjustments our calendar is still not accurate.  On December 31, 1999 the world stood by for a millennium computer disaster, while fundamentalist Christian churches portended the Rapture would bring about an end of the world.   However, in our western calendar there is no zero-year, so 2001 was actually the beginning of the 21^st century, and as far as we can determine the birth of Jesus took place in the year of 4 BC (December 25 is an arbitrary date), so our Christian calendar is off by four years.  

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE

‘Time should be considered as Philosophy not Physics – Time is a property of human consciousness, not a factor of the universe.   It is a filing system that humans use to measure certain points during their journey of existence.   The basic elements of the universe, whether subatomic or large, simply go about their business of being matter or energy without regard to how long they have existed.”

Paraphrased from comments by Bob Fish in Discovery Magazine 08/2007

In the early days of America, farmers kept time by a noon mark: a stick at the base of a north/south mark on the ground.  This worked fine until the advent of the railroad.   Railroads had to keep to a time schedule for arrival and departures, and it was impossible to publish a schedule that reflected sun time.   Sun time differed from town to town and city to city: when it was noon in New York City it was 11:55 in Philadelphia; 11: 47 in Washington; 11:35 in Pittsburg - as many as 30 different times could be found in towns on an east/west course across most states. 

In 1847 the railroads proposed a standard time schedule for the US with 4 time zones.  Railroads in England began operating on a standard time schedule in 1880, and in 1883 the railroads in the US began operating on a new standard time schedule. 

Congress called for an international conference to establish international time zones, and at that conference it was decided that the zero time zone be located in England.   In America, Christians opposed the time zones (God’s time, not Vanderbilt’s) and preachers across the country smashed clocks and watches on their pulpits.  When it became obvious that time zones were inevitable Christians wanted Bethlehem to be named the zero time zone.

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Ben Franklin

Europe enacted Daylight Savings Time (DST) in 1916 during World War One to conserve energy and maximize daylight production.   After the US entered the war in 1917 it switched to DST to maximize factory production.  In 1919 DST was repealed by Congress, but was reinstated during World War Two, though states were allowed to opt out.   In 1966 Congress passed the Uniform Time Act, and at present all states, with the exception of Arizona, observe Daylight Savings Time.

Daylight Savings Time was sold to the public as an adjustment of working hours to allow for more recreational time for workers.  In reality Congress sees an economic basis:  production is higher during daylight hours so on second shifts workers tend to produce more goods during DST, also the extended daylight after work allows more hours for shoppers and increases retail sales.

When I was working I always hated Daylight Savings Time in the spring and loved it in the fall.   To me, the extra hour in bed was always more important than extra daylight after work.

 

 the Ol'Buzzard