The day is overcast and grey,
the leaves have fallen off the trees and the temperature is in the
fifties. This is the kind of day I
love. I could be perfectly happy living
in a black and white Edward Gorey world.
Sherlock Holmes stories have
been a passion of mine since early teens.
To me the Jeremy Brett portrayal is the epitome of my vision of Sherlock
Holmes.
However the best, in my
opinion, vampire book ever written (and the worst vampire movie ever made) was
Stephen Kings Salem’s Lot .
I first read Salem ’s
Lot when I was in the Navy. Salem's Lot supposedly
took place in the vicinity of Maine
where I was living. I had been on a night
flight and had been reading the Lot on board
the aircraft. I got home about one-thirty
in the morning, the house was quiet and empty; I poured a glass of whiskey, settled
in my favorite chair and picked back up the book. I was just at the point where a young man
was dead in an upstairs bedroom and the old man that owned the house was
hearing noises from that room…fearfully he started up the steps…
BAM!
The toile seat in the
bathroom slammed down. That noise, at
that time of night, while reading Salem ’s Lot , scared the hell out of me. I threw the book down and went to bed.
My wife and I read the book
together after we had moved into an old decrepit 1832 farmhouse located in the
woods one mile off a main road. The
house had no electricity and no plumbing – it had been vacant for twenty
years. We read ‘The Lot’ aloud each
night, in bed, by lamp light; while the wind blew outside and the old house
creaked.
I have been a horror movie
fan since early childhood. My
grandmother and I moved to a small Mississippi Delta town when I was
eight. The movie house was three blocks
from our house and a movie ticket cost ten cents. I always went to the horror movies even
though they scared me. Frankenstein,
the Wolf Man, The She Wolf of London: I would often hide my face during the
scary parts.
But the real scare was the trip home. There were no street lights and I had to cross the bridge spanning Deer Creek. I would walk nonchalant as far as the lights in front of the movie house illuminated – and then I ran – it seemed my feet would never touch the ground – through the town with its dark store fronts, across the bridge, and a final sprint to my house and up the steps.
But the real scare was the trip home. There were no street lights and I had to cross the bridge spanning Deer Creek. I would walk nonchalant as far as the lights in front of the movie house illuminated – and then I ran – it seemed my feet would never touch the ground – through the town with its dark store fronts, across the bridge, and a final sprint to my house and up the steps.
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