When I was
in Navy boot camp in 1959 our Company Commander was an old salty first-class
Boatswains Mate. One of his most used
expressions was, ‘Fuck me silly with a
Handy Billy.’ The Handy Billy, also
known as the P50, was a gas-powered water pump used for firefighting aboard Navy
ships. Today, when I fuck something up
my go-to explicative is still ‘Fuck Me Silly’.
I don't remember his name, but he made an impression
They call it a crow; but look at the beak. Its got to be a buzzard
The Ol'Buzzard
ours was fuck me with a #5 butt can.
ReplyDeleteMy cousin's daughter who is overly religious was asked to go for coffee by a young man. Her response was "What are your intentions?" My answer would have been to a stupid question like that, "I wanted to fuck your brains out but I see someone beat me to it". He gave her a proper answer and she then said she would pray about it. They obviously deserved each other as they have been married now for a great many years.
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