The ill planned take over of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge left Ammon Bundy and his militia without snacks and toilet paper. Militia symphatisers from all over the United States responded with a mail-in effort. Now after a number of days another need is being expressed.
Please chip in and send the much needed stress remover to the brave patriots.
send them more dildos
ReplyDeleteA reminder for the boys in camo with the boxes of dildos...just in case they have forgotten their militia basic training, or are having identity issues from all that macho bonding and lonely nights. Repeat after me: "This is my rifle...this is my gun...this is for fightin' and this is for fun".
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Deletethe Ol'Buzzard
I've been keeping up with the Bundy Bunch by reading Juanita Jean's(http://juanitajean.com/)blog. She lives out near hot stanky Houston. Anywho, she has made these boys her new hobby. You need to go check her blog. She's a whole lotta fun.
ReplyDeleteI'll check it out
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O'B
They also need a good lubricant, if you get the Equate personal lubricant from Walmart and cut it fifty percent with water it is just as good as the much more expensive KY Jelly.
ReplyDeleteI prefer grape jelly.
Deletethe Ol'Buzzard
Someone sent them a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant. Cost him a Grand but worth it apparently.
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