If you walk
into a movie theater or playhouse and don’t turn your phone off you are an
asshole.
If you are seated
at a restaurant and carry on a conversation on your cell phone you are an
asshole.
If you are sitting
at a restaurant with one or more friends and take out your phone to check your
messages you are an asshole.
If you are
driving and talking on your phone you are an asshole (and if you are driving
and texting you are a fucktard asshole.)
If you are
driving less than two car lengths from the car in front of you, you are an
asshole.
If you are
at a restaurant and talking and laughing excessively loud you are an asshole.
If you leave
your dog unattended in a car you are an asshole.
If your dog
craps anywhere other than your own yard you are an asshole.
If your dog
or cat is allowed to run free outside of your yard you are an asshole.
If you take
your dog into a store or a restaurant you are an asshole.
If you carry
a firearm into any a restaurant, store or any public venue you are an asshole.
If you feel
that everyone else should defer to your religious beliefs you are an asshole.
This is just
the short list: feel free to add to it at will.
the Ol’Buzzard
And yet the world is full of them!
ReplyDelete(PS - I do think it is OK to allow your dog to shit in other places than your own yards as long as you pick it up. No, I don't own a dog.)
quit holding back Buzz! tell us what you really think! ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteI agree with Nan. Some poor shmuck on the street said that to me once when I was having a bad mood day and man, I went up one side of him and came down the other. He never even knew what hit him.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you
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