BUZZARD BARF

Warning! This post contains explicit sexual language that may piss you off.

WARNING WILL ROBINSON!

Yesterday we were in Rangeley, Maine at a restaurant and out on the deck were a man and woman trying to eat their lunch in the company of a pouty, obnoxious teenager.    It makes me glad we decided to have cats.

THE PERFECT ANSWER FOR A BELLIGERENT TEENAGER;

If only I had been able to convince your mother to finish with a blow job, she could have cannibalized you – eating her young like the black widow spider - and we wouldn't have to be putting up with your snarky shit now. 

Maybe I wouldn't actually say that to a kid; but a blowjob is good birth control from a man’s point of view.

YOU WERE WARNED.

the Ol'Buzzard