Sunday, January 10, 2021

THOUGHTS ON HEAVEN AND HELL

 


 

Half of the people in this country believe that Donald Trump is a great leader and actually won the 2020 election; but was cheated out of a second term by a deep-state-conspiracy.

 

Just because people believe in something doesn’t make it real.

 

Religion has always been about control of the masses by manipulative conmen.   These men invented heaven and hell, because without the promise of life after death there would be nothing in their dogma to entice and control the punters to continual subservience.

 

 Actually, if the non-religious person were to invent heaven, there would be two to choose from:  


In men's heaven, men would live together in a hunting camps where they could swear, chew, spit, smoke, drink, fart, pig out, watch sports and then when they felt like it, hop on their snowmobile or motorcycle and ride twenty minutes down the road to the whore house





Mark Twain





Woman’s heaven would be much simpler: with nice homes, unlimited money, female friends, nice clothes, beautiful jewelry, good food and wine; and subservient men to do the chores, wash the car and mow the lawns.



Maybe this is a male sexist view of what men and women value.



 

But I know which heaven I would choose. 

the Ol'Buzzard
 

 

 

 

 

 

5 comments:

  1. Maybe hell is being sent to each other's heaven by mistake.

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    1. I am sure you have it right. Men and women view everything, especially sex, totally different.

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  2. Flying Spaghetti Monster promises strippers and a beer volcano in heaven.

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  3. I could never understand the attraction of 70 virgins. I do like Valhalla though.

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COMMENT: Ben Franklin said, "I imagine a man must have a good deal of vanity who believes, and a good deal of boldness who affirms, that all doctrines he holds are true, and all he rejects are false."