Monday, March 5, 2018


Be careful when you make fun of old people.  

We had a friend in Kentucky that was in his late seventies.  He would come out to visit us and we would barbecue.   When he walked around the yard he would fart every few steps.   After he had gone we would have a good laugh. 

Now I am in my late seventies.   Pay back is hell – karma always gets you in the end.

the Ol’Buzzard


  1. David farts some really bad ones. I sometimes wonder what he eats during the day because the smell is like something died. When I worked at the hospital, on my break time I would have fun with the elevators by doing the fart and leave. You fart in an empty elevator hit the button for the next floor and leave before the doors close.

  2. You've got about 10 years on me, but I'm catching up in the jet propelled category. Maybe older women will be impressed with my flatular skills. I don't think the young ones are.

  3. Hey, that's the Simpson's clip that people say Obama's official portrait resembles, LOL!

  4. Yup...I too am paying for all those old guy jokes I made back yonder, with the realization that I am probably the butt (as it were) of some of the same.


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