Thursday, March 31, 2016
A BUZZARD EGG OMELET #31
I have asked the question before, why is it that vampire hunters always arrive at the crypt just as the sun is going down and no one says, ‘I’ve got an idea. Why don’t we go home and have garlic soup and try this again tomorrow morning?’
Another question is brandishing the cross: what if the vampire is Jewish?
A montage of vampires just for you.
My favorite vampire book is Salem’s Lot, but the movie sucked.