The stock market closed up.
Ah, Good news - the economy is improving!
Me Lord, news
The Republicans did not agree to a compromise and we have gone over the fiscal cliff.
I like it not.
This news is not so good.
Bring me some other news.
Pardon Me Lord?
THIS NEWS IS NOT GOOD - BRING ME SOME OTHER NEWS!
Me Lord, news.
The Republicans compromised and we did not go over the fiscal cliff.
Ah, good news!
LET THERE BE JOY AND CELEBRATION. LET JUBILATION RAIN.
Yes, Me Lord.
Chiswick! Fresh horses!