Monday, January 16, 2017
OUR SYMPATHY TO YELLOWDOG GRANNY
My wife and I were really hoping that the Cowboys would play the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
We were pulling for the Cowboys last night when the score was tied and Green Bay kicked a winning field goal with sixteen seconds left in the game. My witchy wife even tried to hex the ball, but it did no good. I believe I heard you scream’ Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!’ all the way up here in Maine.
Anyway, we were thinking of you.