Vampires only come out at night (the same with werewolves) and vampires have to be invited in. A cross seems to work for protection from a vampire, unless it happens to be Jewish (or Muslim or Hindu...,) and silver will will repel werewolves. In both cases just stay in your home and don't go into the woods at night on a full moon.
BUT ZOMBIES CAN WALK UNDER WATER SO THERE IS NO PLACE TO HIDE!
A safety message from
the Ol'Buzzard
garlic...if your surrounded by water(vampires)...and don't let nothing bite or scratch you...ha
ReplyDeleteI read Joe Bageant's articles regularly until he died in 2010 - way too soon. Maybe you were a fan of his too. A favorite article was a late one called 'AMERICA: Y UR PEEPS B SO DUM?' Friends with Studs Terkel and Howard Zinn among others he was an amazing writer and solid patriot.
ReplyDeleteWe are all, Joe argues, prisoners of this corporatist political and economic system, caught, more or less, in its web. "America's much-ballyhood liberty is largely fictional. Three million of us are [in prisons or on parole]...The rest of us are captives of credit, our jobs, our need for health insurance, or our ceaseless quest for a decent retirement fund." What's worse, "You never know you are in prison until you try the door". And America's working class in particular has been so systematically dumbed down that they can't even see the door.
The other day someone said: If you don't have a smartphone you're kind of like Rowdy Roddy Piper in It Lives.