ALERT! THERE IS NO PLACE TO GO

Vampires only come out at night (the same with werewolves) and vampires have to be invited in.  A cross seems to work for protection from a vampire, unless it happens to be Jewish (or Muslim or Hindu...,) and silver will will repel werewolves.  In both cases just stay in your home and don't go into the woods at night on a full moon.  

BUT ZOMBIES CAN WALK UNDER WATER SO THERE IS NO PLACE TO HIDE!

A safety message from
the Ol'Buzzard

OCTOBER: A SPECIAL MONTH FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

When you are married to a witch October is a special month.

October 

Damn my hair has turned white.  

But, I still have some black in my mustache and my pubes are still black.

 The season for witches - and this one is mine

The baby is always watching the mamma witch

The Older Cat - My wife's familiar 

The exercise bike sits idle behind the chest: perhaps she can cast a spell that will make us want to use it next month.

Double bubble toil and trouble...

Counting down to Halloween

Look into my eyes...

The witch's broom -  hand made by an artisan in Kentucky.

Something evil this way comes

the Ol'Buzzard