Friday, February 21, 2020

UNDER OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES I COULD BE A LESBIAN



This post is for She Who Seeks


An old cowboy is sitting at the bar drinking whiskey.  A young lady comes in and sits next to him.    She orders a drink, then turns around and ask the old man, “Are you a real cowboy?”

The man replies, “Lady, I have worked on ranches all my life.  I have herded horses, branded cattle and mended fences, so I guess I am.”

The woman leans over and says, “I’m a lesbian.   The first thing in the morning when I wake up, I think about women.  All during my daily activities I am thinking about women.   When I fall asleep at night I am thinking about women.”

The lady moves off to a table, and a few minutes later a young couple come in and sit by the old man.  The wife looks him over, then ask, “Are you a real cowboy?”

The old man replies, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’ a Lesbian.”







I just found out I'm a lesbian!
the Ol'Buzzard










1 comment:

  1. I've never heard the full lyrics of the "Gentleman Jack" song before -- thanks for the video! It's a great song.

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