Miss Marple said we are all alloted three score and ten years, and like Miss Marple I shall soon be overdrawn.
Now, having lived 70 years, I will use this blog to record my observations and try to answer the question, "Is the hokey-pokey really what it's all about?
Monday, December 26, 2011
For Christ sake let’s end the Republican debates.
It is like being forced to sit in a
pre-school room and listen to a bunch of four-year-olds.
Moderator: What are
your thoughts on Global warming?
science isn’t in yet.
Those are not bugs in your peanut butter, they are peanuts.
Preschooler: No they
Moderator: What are
your plans to improve the economy?
taxes for the ‘job creators’, downsize the government workforce and cut social
What can we do to make our pre-school better?
all the toys to me.
Who’s your hero?
Clause and the Easter Bunny.
Moderator: What will you do if you are elected President?
Candidate: I call it
my FREEDOM PLAN. I would Invade Iran; pass a Constitutional Amendment to prevent
gay marriage; get rid of labor unions;
allow unchecked pollution from the ‘job creating’ industries; phase out
Social Security and Medicare; outlaw all abortions and government funded
prenatal care; cut back all government
services for the unemployed and welfare recipients; do away with taxes for the ‘job creators’ and
‘job creating’ multi-national businesses; require everyone speak English; land
mine the Mexican/American border; outlaw Shariah law; require the teaching of Creationism in school; allow all white men to
carry a concealed weapon without a license; and make every one wear a “I Love
Jesus” button every Sundays.
Moderator: You would really do all that:
Candidate: Yes, because I love Freedom
and I love Jesus; and God bless the United States of America.
Preschool teacher: Can we all be very very quiet and take a nap?
It is not like I watch the debates - but I can't get away from them. When I watch the news it is always the main topic. the Ol'Buzzard