BLOWJOBS AND APPLE PIE.
For Christmas my wife gave me Christopher Hitchens’ last book: Arguably Christopher Hitchens. As I read the Introduction I immediately latched on to his essay on the art and science of blowjobs. The title of the article, first printed in Vanity Fair in July of 2006, was: As American as Apple Pie.
Hitch follows the evolution of the blowjob from
Pompeii to the New World ( America);
and he makes the argument that in this day and age, really owns the blowjob. America
Makes you proud to be an American.
The two most told lies by men are:
1. The check is in the mail
2. Honest, I won’t cum in your mouth.