Monday, May 16, 2016

WHY WOMEN WOULD ELECT DONALD TRUMP.





Considering the comments of Donald Trump, it is beyond comprehension that any woman would vote for him.






Over fifty percent of the US population is female; and if that fifty percent would unify, they could change politics in this country for decades to come.

But:

Thirty percent of the Republican Party are fundamentalist Christians, so we can extrapolate that thirty percent of Republican women are fundamentalist Christians.   As with any cult, fundamentalist Christian women are easily led, low information and vote according to cult's dictate: in this case the Republican party, since everyone knows that Democrats are Godless liberals. 







An additional fifteen percent of Republican women are married to misogynistic, racist, homophobic, gun nuts and will vote according to their husband’s preferences.



Then there is probably ten percent of Republican women that are staunch political partisans and would vote Republican if the nominee was Pee-wee Herman. 



Add in another ten percent that will vote a Republican ticket because their friends are Republicans, and you have sixty-five percent of Republican women that will definitely show up to vote for Donald Trump. 


All Democratic women are outraged by the misogynistic comments of Donald Trump; but likely less than fifty percent will actually show up and vote.
So we might say that women would elect Donald Trump.


Where did I get these statistics? 
Out of my ass of course,
but they seem right to me.
the Ol’Buzzard





3 comments:

  1. Who knows what women will do in the privacy of the voting booth?

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  2. All those figures you pulled out of your ass are still minorities of a minority. The party only has about 30% of voters (pulled that one out of my ass), but beware of stupid people in large groups!!

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COMMENT: Ben Franklin said, "I imagine a man must have a good deal of vanity who believes, and a good deal of boldness who affirms, that all doctrines he holds are true, and all he rejects are false."