MY EMPTY BOX
This morning I was watching TV with my wife and the commercials came on so I went to my empty box. I was interrupted when my wife broke in and said, ‘I see you are staring at the girl on the Viagra commercial.’ (As a matter of fact, I don’t need Viagra: my wife is plenty sexy and is my Viagra.)
I said, ‘huh? No I’m not.’
I was facing the TV, but I was in my empty box! She doesn't understand my nothing box.