An old
cowboy is sitting at a bar and a young woman sits next to him. The woman asks, “Are you a real cowboy?”
The old man
replies, “I have spent my whole life working on a ranch punching cattle,
mending fences and breaking horses. I
guess that makes me a real cowboy.
The young
woman tells him, “I'm a lesbian. The
first thing I think of in the morning is women, when I take a shower I am
thinking about women, when I watch TV I am always fantasizing about the
women. Women are on my mind all the
time.
Sometime
later a young man takes a seat next to the old cowboy.
“Are you a
real cowboy?” the young man asks.
The old man
answers, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.
Bad jokes - I love um
the Ol'Buzzard
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ReplyDeleteHah, you just gave away my most successful pick up line of the 70's....Never failed!
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite lesbians came up to me on the street a couple of years ago and gave me a big hug. She whispered in my ear, "Not all vaginas are created equally." I'm still scratching my head over that. Probably one of the reasons I am bald.
ReplyDeleteOh those are really, really bad jokes. ahahahahaaahahahaaahahahaaa!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! It's true, we do think about women all the time.
ReplyDeleteNow this is a great post! ha ha ha ha ha thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteGood jokes. A few new ones too.
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